Who am I??

*This is a targeted post. Dont worry about the language, this is what happens when I loose my temper. P/S: Sowry for my messy blog. I promise I will get it up and running soon. I am kind off experimenting with blog templates so everything is haywire*

Who the hell am I??

I am Deevanni Ravindran, the short tempered bubbly Indian girl with whole lots of sarcasm. Whatever I say here is nothing other than the sheer truth only a lot more honest and genuine. I am NOT being hypocritical. Yes, I do condemn on somethings that I deem worth to be condemned but I have also admitted doing certain things that I myself condemn. I am not perfect. I am only human. I am bound to criticize something that is bugging me but I am bound to do the same mistake.

All you anonymous commentators. You don't even have the bloody guts to admit yourself and you are f-ing criticizing me? I am a disgrace to Indians?? You don't even dare to admit that you are an Indian!! Fine, if thats the way you want it. If I am such a disgrace then why the fuck are you coming to my blog lar....This blog is not created for publicity. I wouldn't fucking care if anyone visits my blog. This blog is created for people who are smart enough to appreciate good write ups and honest truths. If you fucking don't get it just get lost lar....Why are stalking my blog?? You know I am not going to approve your comments asshole!! So if you are still commenting then I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you!! You see now asshole, this is my blog, and I am posting about how shitty and fucked up you are and there is nothing you can do about it. You want to hack ar?? Hacklar!! You try and see lar you sucker!!

About my English. English is a language. Nobody is perfect in it. Even people who are English tend to make mistakes while dealing with English. If you ever went to school and you ever heard about MUET, I happen to get higher Band 5 (3 marks to Band 6)....so if you have something to prove that your fucking English is better than mine, go ahead otherwise you can jerk-off my blog you IDIOT!!!

I have been sooo bored....

I have been sooo bored that I have thought of some random things to kill time...Maybe it can be helpful to you too :P

1. Start writing my love life and keep it like a diary (pathethic)

2. Make a card complete with stardust and all.(like kindergarten)

3. Devise a plan on how to take over the world ( took me like 4-5hours)

4. Think if I could make a virus that can explode computers then I can make a business deal with computer selling companies.

5. Wondered if somebody digged a hole to through the earth from my house, which part of the world will they end up....hmmm...

In other words, I am just losing my sanity!!

This is what happened...

After 2 weeks of war with him, him and I decided to go watch a movie....I drove

and here is what happened on the way back

Him: Why did you overtake that Kancil for?

Me: He was going from side to side and he was slow so I overtook him la.

Him: Do you know how dangerous you are driving. Did you see that the road is divided into two and merges into one ahead.

Me: Yes. I know. I am familiar with this road. Why are you so worked up?

Him: Did you see the guy looking at you and then talking?? He is probably cursing you...

Me: WTH???!!?? Who cares about that fucker?? He is the one who did not drive properly.

Him: When you get into an accident then you will know!! When you have to wait for hours in he Balai for reprt lar, thisla, thatla, dont come running to me!!

Me: Just so you know, I have been driving for 5 years without an accident.....and yeah I wont come running to you!!

Him: If ever you get into an accident when I am in the car you see la what I will do!! I will drive and hit your car until your car is fully damaged. I dun even care if my legs break I will do this!! You cant listen to what I say right...you see lar!!

Me: *Tears started to roll down*

Afterall that I have done, this is what I deserve....

I just never learn from mistakes!!

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Bang Boom Bang Bang Boom Boom BANG!!

*Keep reading. The serious part is below.*

See I told you I will be back with a bang. Haha.

It has been raining and raining and raining in Seremban. Despite the gloomy weather, I have been feeling rather energetic and alert. Yes I love the cloudy and rainy weather. Its just that, even on a sunny and bright day you have nothing to do in Seremban, so do I even have to paint the picture about rainy days!!

Sometimes I feel that I might be the vampire. I found out that I am trying to avoid the sun at all cost. Here are the things that I do to avoid the sun

1. Wash and dry clothes at night.

2. Bring in the dry clothes late in the evening.

3. Go market damn early like 5am and try to reach home by 6.30 am

4. Never opened the curtains in my room since God knows when!!

5. Try to schedule any meeting or activity with friends on late evening or night.

Good God!! I am turning into a vampire!!

Ok enough of nonsense, lets get into the serious part.

So I went to my uncle's house. Then my uncle was interrogating me about Form 6 and University life and all. and so me being me I was telling him and his son all I know and all my experiences about Form 6 and so on.

Then on my drive back home I realize that when I was studying I did not have anybody guiding me. All my friends went separate ways and I was just going with the flow you know...I never really found out about universities, the lifestyle in universities, what to study. For me, it was just like, finish Form 5 got Form 6 so go do Form 6. After Form 6 got Uni went uni. Thats all.

If I may brag about myself I can tell you that I went to Uni empty!! I was a zero!! I did not have any friends, I have never been to Kota Kinabalu before, I never stayed in an hostel before , I never knew anything about university life because there was no one to tell me. The only thing in my mind was that I am here to study and that is what I am going to do.

Even in uni when all of my friends were busy changing their course structure, bringing forward and backward their credit hours, I din know anything. I strictly followed the prospectus that was given to me.

DO NOT BE LIKE ME!! DONT!! JANGAN!!

Thing turned out okay for me because in my mind I din care what other people did, I just continued my way thinking study is the reason I am here. Of course others had it easy and I had it hard....Is like others knew the shortcut and I had to take the long cut, but things turn out to be okay for me..

So here is my advice. Know what you are doing. If you dun have an intention to get into a local uni then don't waste 2 years of your life doing form 6. Move on. You should be able to judge what you can and cannot do at that age. You are not a little kid. Don't follow your friends. Find out each abour every course, every entry requirement, find out about universities. Seek alternatives. Gather all knowledge possible before making a choice. Consider each and every pro's and con's. Ask people about their experiences and the "way of living" in universities.

Here is a warning. I know most of us Indian people will tell you to suck up to you seniors....DONT!! If the senior is willing to help you genuinely (which I find it rare in Indian community), then yeah, communicate with them else save yourself the pain and move on. By sucking up to your seniors you will only do the same mistakes that they did.

Have principles for yourself. Dont just follow the crowd or the trend. This way yeah you will be popular and you will have lots of wild fun but you will defy the purpose for why you are there which is to study.

Enoughla....I am nagging like some kinda grandma only. Hopefully somebody somewhere will find this useful. Any questions post it in the comments section. With God's will hopefully I can provide you with some good answers....

Lastly,

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE SPM AND STPM STUDENTS FOR THEIR UPCOMING EXAMS!!

Sorry Naik Lori!!

Sowry sowry sowry for not updating sooner. My grandma's condition deteriorated, and I went back to Sabah to konvo then when I came back I found out that she was admitted and all the shenanigans lar...Thank God she is recovering now. Times like this I owe it all to GOD....

I have no particular reason for this blog entry actually. Just thought of updating....hmmm...I have a few pending blog entries that has yet to be published....so dun run away first lar....stick arn aite...

HAPPY BELATED DEEPAVALI PEEPZZ!!

Vanee will be back with a bang!!

"Other" things I want to do before I turn 30

Now, thats a weird title. Why "other" things?? Because these are the few wild things that I want to do...Of course the normal things like house, car, education is all on my to-do list, but I don't want to bore you guys with that. These are the things that I want to do for myself, me, myself and I. So let me a bit selfish here and here is the list of "other" things I want to do before I turn 30....

1. Mani Pedi (manicure pedicure) complete with nail extensions.

2. Hair extensions.

3. Therapeutic Spa.

4. Book a presidential suite in an expensive hotel complete with my own jacuzzi for at least 2days 1 night and stay there alone.

5. Fire an AK-47,M4A1 Maverick Carbine, .357 Magnum Caliber Pistol and an IMI Galil in a purely strictly controlled environment without injuring anybody or any ulterior motives. (Ade jugak aku kena ISA kang!!!)

6. Learn how to fly a helicopter

7. Develop a virtual reality application

and....

Hmmm....I guess thats about it lar....just from the top of my head....

I know its a risky thing to post this to-do list because guys would probably run away from me now because my to do things are expensive :P but who cares!! I also know that some of it are not hard to achieve but I am not from a rich family so.....yeah....my other to do list....haha...

Have a great weekends guys.

Too porn-y??

Ok, I have changed my blog template. Actually I really loved the previous template until somebody told me it looks like a porn site so it cant be accessed in office( curi-curi bacalar...).Some people!! So to avoid further complications I have changed it to white....Now it can look like you are reading something important on the internet. ;) Just let me work on the banner...Give me some time lar...My grandma is still recovering, so I am still quite busy.

Cheers guys. Like my new template or not??

p/s: Bro, ippo ok va bro??